PureWick Nunchucks
A pair of nunchucks improvised from discarded PureWick external urine-collection devices — made because the hospital was throwing them out anyway, and the internet had opinions.
My hospital was switching to a new external urine-collection device, which meant a stack of the old PureWick units was headed straight for the trash — unopened, just outdated. PureWicks connect to suction tubing by design, and it turns out one on each end of a short length of tubing looks exactly like a pair of nunchucks. Once I noticed that, there wasn’t much of a decision left to make.
They actually make pretty decent practice nunchucks — soft, lightweight, and they don’t hurt nearly as much as the real thing when you inevitably clip yourself in the back of the head learning the swing. But you will probably get 1d4 poison damage with used ones.
